A tea party for the many faces of me

Just for fun

Downal Wyth The Bluddy Behg Hid

Downal wyth the bluddy behg hid
We stand and fight
Silenced never more

25 ways to tell you’re grown up

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

 

4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

 

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

 

6. You watch the weather channel.

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up”.

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up”.

 

10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

 

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

 

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

 

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.

 

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

 

16. You take naps.

 

17. Dinner and a movies is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

 

19. You go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

 

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit”.

 

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

 

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again”.

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh shit, what the hell happened?”.

 

Bonus:

 

26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends ’cause you know they’ll enjoy it too. And now you know why I am forwarding this to you…

 

Double Bonus:

 

27. You know you’re old when you still “forward” things to people in emails as opposed to posting them on Facebook, Twitter, and/or blogs.


My life according to Breaking Benjamin

 

 

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to a few people, include me. You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “my life according to (band name)”

 

Pick Your Artist: Breaking Benjamin

 

Are you male or female:

Ladybug

 

Describe yourself:

Evil Angel

 

How do you feel:

Dear Agony

 

Describe where you currently live?

Shallow Bay

 

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Home

 

Your best friend is?

You

 

You and your best friends are?

Topless

 

Your favorite form of transportation:

Crawl

 

What’s the weather like?

So Cold

 

Favorite time of day?

Lights Out

 

If your life was a tv show, what would it be called?

Only The Strongest Will Survive

 

What is life to you?

Simple Design

 

Your last relationship was?

Next To Nothing

 

Your fear?

Water

 

What is the best advice you have to give?

No Games

 

How I would like to die?

Fade Away

 

My soul’s present condition?

Had Enough

 

My motto?

Give Me A Sign